CAMPUS LIFESTYLE

TYPES OF CAMPUS FRIENDS

(Written on July 11th 2012) 

(1)MACHO FRIENDS
These are the kind of friends who want to pounce on any lady or gentleman you admire ...They are stalkers by fault and default.They always pop into your campus room with agendaless issues to see who is in the room.They pretend to have ettiquette and courtsey waiting for that opportunity to abscond with your better half.They are leeches who attach to you constantly and detach once they have succeeded.
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(2)VILLAIN FRIENDS
They are the kind of friends who always want to appear good while using you as their sacrificial lamb for their dirty jobs...As long as you are with them,you will always come out as the bad guy who gets blamed for anything and everything...Entertain them at your own peril and woe unto you because you may lose other very important friends than them.
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(3)DERAILING FRIENDS
These are the kinds of friends who are very alert and become intellectuals when they are drunk under the tag,"Daily Drinking Offficers(DDOs)...They can recall all class notes and handouts when tipsy but once they are sober they become dunderheads or zoombies...They only concentrate when they are drunk and only sober up when they are tired of reading...
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(4)MUSHENEE FRIENDS
They are well endowed with the 411 information of campus.They know who is dating who,who is vibing who,who has broken up et cetera...They are the worst kind of friends to be around.They tell you about others while at the same time tell others about you..They are "double-edged -sworded" friends who everybody hates to be around with but can't do without them at the same time...Everybody loves to hate them but they are our source of current campus information.
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(5)UTOPIAN FRIENDS
They live in a fantasy world which is ideal to them...They believe life is not about struggle since success will be handed to them on the silver plate.They are mostly well-off and woe unto you if education is the opium to success in your life.They are very vibrant in entertainment cycles but they can take you down the drain for good...be warned.
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(6)PETTY FRIENDS
These are the kind of friends who complain about everything and anything...No one is good to them whether it is their boyfriends or girlfriends or platonic friends...They are boring to say the least and being polite to them..They come in all shapes and sizes...Avoid them as much as possible but if avoidance is not possible,maintain minimal contact with them...
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(7)VCT FRIENDS
VCT stands for Voluntary Counselling and Tutorial Friends..These are the kind who have become very wise after messing up early in their lives...They have grown wise and knowledgable in everything especially relationship issues...They have premonitions of heartbreaks even before they happen...
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(8)RECYCLE-BIN FRIENDS
They are the kind of friends who use you,delete you,restore you in their lives and the cycle never ends...The cycle keeps repeating itself and nobody ever learns...Signs and symptoms of these kind of friends include the ones who like people to always see their perceptions as always right no matter how "ocharish" they are...
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(9)SPORTISH FRIENDS
They know all that is happening in the sport world whether it is football or athletics or rugby or tennis et cetera...Some even over do it and become commentators during some events to the disgust of others...
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(10)ACADEMIC FRIENDS
They are well versed in books...They are the best to be around for success and stepping stone to a better life since better education equates better job and sums it up with better money...Not forgetting the luxuries and pleasures that come along with MONEEEEEEEEEY.....
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