HUMOUR

MEMORABLE IDI AMIN SPEECH TO QUEEN ELIZABETH II

(Researched on 22nd May 2012)

Here is a
speech delivered by Idi Amin at a
sumptuous luncheon hosted By Queen
Elizabeth II of Great Britain .
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"My majesty Mr. Queen Sir, horrible
ministers and members of parliament,
invented Guests, ladies under
gentlemen. I hereby thank you
completely….. Mr. Queen, sir; and also
what he has done for me and my
fellow Uganda who come with me.
We have really eaten very much. And
we are fed up completely:And also very
thanks to you keenly open up from all
windows: so that those plenty climates
can come into lunch. But before I go
back to my country with a plane from
the Entebbe airport of London I wish
to invitation you Mr. Queen, to become
home to Uganda so that we can also
revenge on you .
You will eat a full cow:and also feel up
your stomach and walk with difficult
because of full stomach completely.
Even when you want to rest at night; I
will make sure that you sleep on top of
me in the top up stairs of my mansion
completely so that you can enjoy all the
gravity of fresh air.
"But now am sorry because I have to
tell you that I have made a shortcall on
you only. But next time I shall make a
long call on you to last the whole
moon completely. Thank you very much
to allow me to undress you completely
before these extinguished ladies under
gentlemen sir.
Lastly but not list, I ask the band to
play our international anthem of the
republic of Uganda and also the British
international anthem..Your majesty sir,
I thank you from the bottom of my
heart and from the bottoms of all the
people of Uganda .With this few words I thank you Sir."